Wednesday, May 26, 2010

one crazy night in "79"

way back in the summer of 79, i was takin' a break from the road, and was in the area of wichita kansas.
i was yer usual 22 year old, up for damned near anything, long haired and bearded, more balls than brains, and so damned tough i made superman look like a pansy ( or, so i thought at least? lol )

anyway, the folks i was hangin' out with said " let's go to theorosa's bridge. "
now, be advised, there are a number of stories of how this place came to be, and honestly, i wasn't around to know the whole truth, i just know what happened when i was dared to call on her.

it was a typical august night in south-central kansas, temp was probably in the mid-eighties at midnight, and likely never went below the lower seventies that night.
there was no moon, no clouds, not all that humid, just a great night to hang out, party, and just in general, be alive.

a couple vehicles fulla folks headed out, the girl i was ballin' then and i were in the back of a friends pickup, along with probably seven or eight other folks.

we got out in the country, and after a bit, the drivers pulled into this road that had bridge out and road closed signs, and drove in about 100 yards, and shut down their engines.

we all bailed out, and milled around a bit, talkin' over the history, who had done what, when, and had happened as a result. several of us headed to the bridge, my girl didn't care to go along, and was pretty vehement that i not go either.

i basically laughed it off, sayin' something to the effect" this is just an ole wives tale, there aynt nuthin' out there", lol.
anyway, we walked the quarter mile or so to the old bridge abuttment, all that left there after the bridge had been burnt out some years before, and one of the gals mentioned that theorosa had burnt the bridge down because it was where her child had been lost.

a couple minutes later, i was dared to step up, and holler out" theorosa, theorosa, come to me, mother, i am your long lost child ".

with a laugh, and a roll of my eyes, i did just that.

suddenly, the temperature dropped by what seemed to be thirty or forty degree's,
a mist seemed to appear from midair, and suddenly, someone said " look!!"
about fifty yards downstream, and about treetop high, there were what looked to be two football sized and shaped red objects.
the crickets and frogs and other such kansas creekbank life were not makin' any sounds, which is very unusual.

it was so quiet, i could hear a train wailin' it's way through crossin's on it's wayinto wichita from several miles away, and that was all i could hear.

that mist "swooped", for lack of a better term, upstream, coagulatin' in the divide where the bridge had once crossed over the creek, and sorta rose up off the water.

suddenly, i felt a deep chill, as those those red things zoomed in and stopped a few feet away, surrounded by that mist, and i felt what seemed to be a hand grasp me by that goatee i was sooo proud of, and a voice, high pitched, yet deep and sonorous, said" don't toy with me, boy, you are no child of mine".
a few seconds later, the fingers released my goatee, and lemme tell ya one somethin': i beat feet the hell up outa there!!!!

i got back to the rides, not noticin' that i was the only person still there, aqnd as i approached, the headlights came on, blindin' me.
several of the folks ran up, once they recognised me, and were babblin' about how they were about to leave for a search team.

i said" why?? i was right there, in plain sight, and why the hell did you leave me there all alone?"

thats when they said" man, you were there, and then you were gone!! and that was 30 minutes ago!!"

i said" no way, i stepped up, n hollered," and told them what i experienced, and my girl reached up, turned me into the headlights glare, and screamed.

my luxurious, long, blonde goatee was silvery-grey in the shape of a hand print, and remained thus through all my years up untill i actually got old enough to have it all mostly silver-up.

we got back to town, my girl split, and i never saw her again, and that my experience with theorosa's bridge, near valley center kansas, in august of seventy-nine.

Friday, May 21, 2010

illegal immigration?

personally?
i say we should bring our military home from all over the world, put them to work on our borders, cut a "free-fire zone" 250 yards wide on our side of the borders, mine it, and create obvious warnings, and ample, obvious entry-ports and guard our borders and entries. then, deport every illegal, from where-ever, and whatever background, and let them come back the right way.

i have no problem with legal entry...
i DO have an issue with ANYONE who attempts to subvert our nation by:

(1.) refusing to speak our language.

(2.) abusing our health, support and educational system in order to "anchor" themselves by having children.

( 3.) trying to make our nation fit their idea's of what we should be, instead of extending an effort to BECOME Americans.

(4.) taking our money and sending it "home" so that other family members and "friends" can finance their invasion of this nation.

(5.) sneaks into our nation without doing it legally.

it is my belief that these acts and many more amount to an invasion and a declaration of war against the USA, and those who support them are the enemy.

like it or not: this nation was founded on the basis of a belief in a Supreme Being.
this is historical FACT, not opinion. granted: the name, or names, of that Supreme Being are open for debate, as are the religious and/or doctrinal values of many of the signers and creators of the Declaration of Independence, Constitution and the Bill of Rights, yet the fact remains, they believed in something beyond human comprehension. don't believe me? fine, read those documents for yourself, and feel free to reference a dictionary for those words you may be uncertain as to the meaning of.
every one of those first ten amendments were written to keep their decendants free from oppression, and unwarranted interference from government.
don't merely take my words and accept them, or dismiss them; research this for yourself.

think about it....

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Stupid question, great response!

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian..

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?



GENERAL COSGROVE:!

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.





FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?



GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?



GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.





FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

But you're equipping them to become violent killers.



GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?



The radio-cast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over.

Monday, May 03, 2010

arizona law is " bad "?

ok, lemme see if i can make sense of this:
a state, here in the USA, has made it a LAW to uphold a FEDERAL law, and this is a bad thing? wtF?!?!?
what part of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT  is beyond comprehension?
before ya go gettin' all hater on me, be advised: in no WAY am i asgainst immigration, immigrants, etc., what i AM against is criminals tearin' down my country...
come on over, come on in, but, please, do it the RIGHT way, learn the language, help our country grow stronger, become a citizen, and all those things as well...
i'll bend over backwards to help ya fit in, hell, i even habla espanol, comprende? but if ya just here to pillage my land, abuse my social services, have "anchor babies" to gain "rights" to whatever, that makes YOU an enemy of my state, my nation, and my lifestyle, and i will fight these overt acts of aggression to the fullest of my ability...
yes, if you support those illegal immigrants, then you, as well, are an enemy of my nation.